Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st July 2004

Dilbert//5576, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 21st July 2004

Tags

hired feral employee inexpensive untrained eat food run away

Official transcript

I hired a feral employee. "He's inexpensive because he's totally untrained."

"Chomp"

"Ouch!"

"So far he knows how to eat food and run away."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HIRED A FERAL EMPLOYEE.

HE'S INEXPENSIVE BECAUSE HE'S TOTALLY UNTRAINED.

OUCH!

CHOMP SO FAR HE KNOWS HOW TO EAT FOOD AND RUN AWAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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