Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th July 2004

Dilbert//5582, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 27th July 2004

Tags

lunch great opportunity multi level marketing bible diet plan

Official transcript

"Hey, Dilbert! How would you like to go to lunch?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO LUNCH?

ALONE.

ALONE! HA HA! BUT THEN YOU'D MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!

IT'S MULTILEVEL MARKETING PLUS A DIET PLAN SUGGESTED BY THE BIBLE!

SHOOT ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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