Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th July 2004

Dilbert//5582, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 27th July 2004

Tags

lunch great opportunity multi level marketing bible diet plan

Official transcript

"Hey, Dilbert! How would you like to go to lunch?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, DILBERT!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO LUNCH?

ALONE.

ALONE! HA HA! BUT THEN YOU'D MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY!

IT'S MULTILEVEL MARKETING PLUS A DIET PLAN SUGGESTED BY THE BIBLE!

SHOOT ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Marketing and Dieting"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit, engaging in a conversation with his coworker, Wally. The exchange begins with Dilbert inquiring about Wally's plans for lunch, to which Wally responds that he intends to eat alone. Dilbert jokingly suggests that Wally miss out on this opportunity, implying that it is a valuable experience. Wally then reveals that he has a multi-level marketing diet plan endorsed by the Bible, which he enthusiastically presents to Dilbert. The strip concludes with Dilbert's sarcastic response, "Shoot me."

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