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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th July 2004

Dilbert//5583, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 28th July 2004


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founder of compnay tug up copper wire replaced tombstone huge magnet business practivces spin in grave generate electricity


Official transcript

"We dug up the founder of our company and wrapped him in copper wire."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE DUG UP THE FOUNDER OF OUR COMPANY AND WRAPPED HIM IN COPPER WIRE.

THEN WE REPLACED HIS TOMBSTONE WITH A HUGE MAGNET.

WITH ANY LUCK, OUR BUSINESS PRACTICES WILL MAKE HIM SPIN IN HIS GRAVE AND GENERATE ELECTRICITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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