Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th August 2004

Dilbert//5593, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 7th August 2004

Tags

100 companies additional money happy to work fortune magazine

Official transcript

"Our corporate goal is to become one of Fortune magazine's top 100 companies to work for!"

"We hope to do it without giving you any additional money, benefits or freedom."

"Then how could you possibly motivate us to say we're happy to work ... uh-oh."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CORPORATE GOAL IS TO BECOME ONE OF FORTUNE MAGAZINE'S TOP 100 COMPANIES TO WORK FOR!

WE HOPE TO DO IT WITHOUT GIVING YOU ANY ADDITIONAL MONEY, BENEFITS OR FREEDOM.

THEN HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY MOTIVATE US TO SAY WERE HAPPY TO wORK. ..UH-OH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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