Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th August 2004

Dilbert//5594, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 8th August 2004

Tags

credit reporting company data death debilitating health problems low cost provider ruined lives medical

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING A CREDIT REPORTING COMPANY.

I'LL BE THE LOW-COST PROVIDER BECAUSE ALL OF MY DATA WILL BE WRONG.

WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN PEOPLE CALL AND COMPLAIN THAT YOU RUINED THEIR LIVES?

I'LL PUT THEM ON HOLD UNTIL THEIR FRUSTRATIONS TURN INTO DEBILITATING HEALTH PROBLEMS.

THEIR LAST WORDS WILL BE "AAAGH!!!

BOYA MINIVAN TO DEATH WILL ACCOMPLISH WHAT CUSTOMER SERVICE COULD NOT.

I'M JUST CURIOUS: DO YOU HAVE ANY QUALMS ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS PLAN? ANY AT ALL?

DUALS SARE YOU WAG?

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