Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th August 2004

Dilbert//5599, first published 22 years ago on Friday 13th August 2004

Tags

low pay lowest paid blame no one left aliens illegal

Official transcript

"I just saw a list of everyone's salary."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST SAW A LIST OF EVERYONE'S SALARY I THOUGHT THE GLASS CEILING WAS HOLDING ME DOWN, BUT YOU HAVE THE HIGHEST PAY HERE.

THERE'S NO ONE LEFT TO BLAME FOR MY LOW PAY EXCEPT... OOH, WAIT... HOW ABOUT ILLEGAL ALIENS?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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