Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th August 2004

Dilbert//5600, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 14th August 2004

Tags

demand raise doest care promises over promised free work suberb negiator

Official transcript

I demand a raise or else I will quit today.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DEMAND A RAISE OR ELSE I WILL QUIT TODAY.

GOODBYE.

NO000!!!

PLEASE LET ME STAY! I'LL WORK EVERY WEEKEND FOR FREE!!!

OKAY.

WERE YOU CORRECT THAT YOUR SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE MAKES YOU A SUPERB NEGOTIATOR?

PLEASE SHUT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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