Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th August 2004

Dilbert//5602, first published 22 years ago on Monday 16th August 2004

Tags

meeting improve communication imitates boss business

Official transcript

I called this meeting so I could tell you the division's goals for next year.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CALLED THIS MEETING SO I COULD TELL YOU THE DIVISION'S GOALS FOR NEXT YEAR.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE WERE ALL SO DUMB THAT WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY READ THIS IN EMAIL.

GOAL ONE : IMPROVE COMMUNICATION.

I CAN'T; I'M TOO DUMB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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