Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 15th August 2004

Dilbert//5601, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 15th August 2004

Tags

outsourcing satellite pig insurance company tease pig kicks risk sledgehammer animals

Open source transcript

WE'RE OUTSOURCING OUR SATELLITE LAUNCH PROGRAM TO ELBONIA.

WE BUILT THE BILLION- DOLLAR SATELLITE HERE; THE ELBONIANS WILL PUT IT INTO ORBIT.

DILBERT, I WANT YOU TO BE OUR LIAISON.

AAAAGH!!!

THAT'S OUR INSURANCE COMPANY. THEY'VE BEEN JUMPY LATELY.

IN EL BONIA OUR PLAN IS TO TEASE A PIG UNTIL HE KICKS THE SATELLITE INTO ORBIT.

THE RISK IS THAT OUR PIG MIGHT PREFER FISTICUFFS.

SLEDGEHAMMER!

ABORT! ABORT!

IT WAS HOLLOW.

DON'T MENTION THAT TO OUR INSURANCE COMPANY.

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