Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd August 2004

Dilbert//5608, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 22nd August 2004

Tags

girlfriend two probelms looks personlaity extreme makeover fascinated by new person 9 good tsories social liability relationships

Open source transcript

WHY CAN'T I FIND A GIRLFRIEND?

YOU HAVE TWO PROBLEMS: YOUR LOOKS AND YOUR PERSONALITY.

HMM... TWO ISN'T BAD.

I CAN FIX MY LOOKS BY GETTING AN EXTREME MAKEOVER.

YOU'LL STILL NEED TO IMPROVE YOUR M.T.T.S.F.

WHAT?

MEAN TIME TO STORY FAILURE: IT'S A MEASURE OF HOW LONG YOU CAN BE FASCINATING TO A NEW PERSON.

I'VE BEEN COUNTING, AND YOU ONLY HAVE NINE GOOD STORIES.

AFTER YOU USE THEM UP, YOU'RE A SOCIAL LIABILITY.

I SAW A HORSE KICK A WOODCHUCK OVER A FENCE.

STILL ONLY NINE.

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