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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd August 2004

Dilbert//5609, first published 22 years ago on Monday 23rd August 2004


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meeting team assignments mprotant things ruined meeting clueless nimrods business


Official transcript

"Alice, I've been told that you ignore your team's assignments and work on things that aren't your job."

"That's true. I do important things instead of useless things assigned by clueless nimrods."

"You totally ruined this meeting."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, I'VE BEEN TOLD THAT YOU IGNORE YOUR TEAM'S ASSIGNMENTS AND WORK ON THINGS THAT AREN'T YOUR JOB.

THAT'S TRUE. I DO IMPORTANT THINGS INSTEAD OF USELESS THINGS ASSIGNED BY CLUELESS NIMRODS.

YOU TOTALLY RUINED THIS MEETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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