Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th August 2004

Dilbert//5611, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 25th August 2004

Tags

greetings earthlings planetary annihilation break room new coffee stirrers

Official transcript

"Greetings, earthling. I bring you either wisdom or planetary annihilation. The choice is yours."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GREETINGS, EARTHLING.

I BRING YOU EITHER WISDOM OR PLANETARY ANNIHILATION. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

STAY IN THE BREAK ROOM. I'LL GO GET MY LEADER.

VERY WELL.

THE NEW COFFEE STIRRERS ARE GREAT, BUT I GOT THE LAST ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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