Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th August 2004

Dilbert//5610, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 24th August 2004

Tags

return of topper one better obnoxious guy tap that insecurity alien distant galaxy

Official transcript

Return of topper

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RETURN OF TOPPER I FOUND A ROCK THAT'S SHAPED LIKE AN EGG.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I HAVE A ROCK THAT'S SHAPED LIKE NICK LACHEY AND JESSICA SIMPSON.

MY ROCK JUST HATCHED! IT'S A FULLY CLOTHED ALIEN FROM A DISTANT GALAXY!

THAT'S NOTHING!

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