Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th August 2004

Dilbert//5613, first published 22 years ago on Friday 27th August 2004

Tags

evil director himan resources cheaper employee wellness program sick days incentives highly paid workers more fun

Official transcript

"Catbert: Evil director of human resources"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT'S CHEAPER..

...AN EMPLOYEE WELLNESS PROGRAM TO REDUCE SICK DAYS OR INCENTIVIZING THE OLDER, HIGHLY PAID WORKERS TO DIE.

MAYBE YOU COULD USE MATH TO FIGURE IT OUT.

WHEN I SAID CHEAPER, I MEANT MORE FUN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Employee Wellness Program"

Summary:

The comic strip features Catbert, the evil director of human resources, proposing an employee wellness program to reduce sick days or incentivize older, highly paid workers to die. The program is designed to benefit the company financially, with Catbert stating that he can't decide what's cheaper.

Key Points:

• Catbert suggests an employee wellness program to reduce sick days or incentivize older, highly paid workers to die.
• The program is intended to benefit the company financially.
• Catbert is unsure about the cost-effectiveness of the program, stating that he can't decide what's cheaper.
• The comic strip highlights the dark humor and satirical tone of the "Dilbert" series, which often critiques corporate culture and bureaucracy.

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