Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th August 2004

Dilbert//5613, first published 22 years ago on Friday 27th August 2004

Tags

evil director himan resources cheaper employee wellness program sick days incentives highly paid workers more fun

Official transcript

"Catbert: Evil director of human resources"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT'S CHEAPER..

...AN EMPLOYEE WELLNESS PROGRAM TO REDUCE SICK DAYS OR INCENTIVIZING THE OLDER, HIGHLY PAID WORKERS TO DIE.

MAYBE YOU COULD USE MATH TO FIGURE IT OUT.

WHEN I SAID CHEAPER, I MEANT MORE FUN.

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