Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th August 2004

Dilbert//5614, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 28th August 2004

Tags

suspicious nap evil director wellness program human resources business

Official transcript

"Catbert: Evil director of human resources"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE EMPLOYEE WELLNESS PROGRAM?

IF YOU CALL IN SICK ON A MONDAY OR A FRIDAY, YOUR BOSS SAYS - THAT'S VERY SUSPICIOUS. " NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I FEEL A NAP COMING ON.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.