Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th August 2004

Dilbert//5615, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 29th August 2004

Tags

employee attitude survey bigger bonuses happy money lie no lying surveys science new couch

Open source transcript

OUR BONUSES WILL DEPEND ON THE RESULTS OF THE EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE SURVEY.

IF WE BOOST OUR MORALE RANK, WE'LL GET BIGGER BONUSES.

GET IT? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU GET MONEY.

INK YOU WANT US TO LIE?

NO -0-0-01 HEAVEN FORBID. ABSOLUTELY NO LYING.

BUT IF YOU DID LIE.

IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU COULD BUY WITH THAT MONEY.

. WINK WINK I'LL HAND OUT THE SURVEYS AND YOU CAN LET YOUR CONSCIENCE GUIDE YOU.

IS "PARADISE TOO OVER THE TOP?

I'M GOING TO LIE ME UP A NEW COUCH!I

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