Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th August 2004
Dilbert//5615, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 29th August 2004
Tags
employee attitude survey bigger bonuses happy money lie no lying surveys science new couch
Open source transcript
OUR BONUSES WILL DEPEND ON THE RESULTS OF THE EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE SURVEY.
IF WE BOOST OUR MORALE RANK, WE'LL GET BIGGER BONUSES.
GET IT? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY YOU'RE HAPPY AND YOU GET MONEY.
INK YOU WANT US TO LIE?
NO -0-0-01 HEAVEN FORBID. ABSOLUTELY NO LYING.
BUT IF YOU DID LIE.
IMAGINE THE THINGS YOU COULD BUY WITH THAT MONEY.
. WINK WINK I'LL HAND OUT THE SURVEYS AND YOU CAN LET YOUR CONSCIENCE GUIDE YOU.
IS "PARADISE TOO OVER THE TOP?
I'M GOING TO LIE ME UP A NEW COUCH!I
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Employee Attitude Survey"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in 2004, features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a pointed head and black hair, in a humorous exchange with his coworkers. The conversation revolves around an employee attitude survey, which is presented as a means to determine bonuses. However, the employees are skeptical and uncooperative, leading to a series of witty remarks and humorous interactions.
Key Points:
- The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of conducting employee surveys to assess job satisfaction and determine bonuses.
- The employees are portrayed as cynical and unenthusiastic about the survey, highlighting the potential flaws in such initiatives.
- The strip's humor lies in its relatable portrayal of workplace dynamics and the absurdity of some corporate practices.
Overall, the comic strip offers a lighthearted commentary on the challenges of employee engagement and the limitations of surveys in measuring job satisfaction.
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