Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 31st August 2004

Dilbert//5617, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 31st August 2004

Tags

don't eat money false hope business lose weight get rich semi plausible

Official transcript

I'm going into the false hope business. "All I need is a semi plausible message about how to lose weight while getting rich."

"Don't eat your money."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M GOING INTO THE FALSE HOPE BUSINESS.

ALL I NEED IS A SEMI- PLAUSIBLE MESSAGE ABOUT HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT WHILE GETTING RICH.

DON'T EAT YOUR MONEY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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