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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st September 2004

Dilbert//5618, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 1st September 2004


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scientits unethical scientits human clone infomercial


Open source transcript

MY WEALTH-BUILDING SYSTEM HAS BEEN VERIFIED BY ACTUAL SCIENTISTS.

WHERE CAN I FIND AN UNETHICAL SCIENTIST?

AND IF IM TOO BUSY, MY HUMAN CLONE CAN DO YOUR INFOMERCIAL.

GOOD PRICES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Unethical Scientist"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white circle with a face, sitting at his desk. He is unhappy with his wealth-building system, which has been verified by actual scientists. He asks where he can find an unethical scientist to create a new system. The unethical scientist is shown sitting on a couch, surrounded by other scientists, and is willing to do Dilbert's infomercial for good prices. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of finding an unethical scientist and the potential consequences of working with one.

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