Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 1st September 2004

Dilbert//5618, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 1st September 2004

Tags

scientits unethical scientits human clone infomercial

Open source transcript

MY WEALTH-BUILDING SYSTEM HAS BEEN VERIFIED BY ACTUAL SCIENTISTS.

WHERE CAN I FIND AN UNETHICAL SCIENTIST?

AND IF IM TOO BUSY, MY HUMAN CLONE CAN DO YOUR INFOMERCIAL.

GOOD PRICES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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