Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd September 2004

Dilbert//5619, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 2nd September 2004

Tags

need name company disguise treachery catchy krap2idiots business

Official transcript

"I need a name for my company, then I can film the infomercial."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A NAME FOR MY COMPANY.

THEN I CAN FILM THE INFOMERCIAL.

I ASSUME YOU WANT A NAME THAT WILL HELP DISGUISE YOUR TREACHERY.

NOT SO MUCH.

AND NOW A WORD FROM THE CEO OF KRAP2IDIOTS.

CATCHY.

SHHH...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding, and pale cartoon character, in a yellow bathrobe.

Panel 1: Dilbert's boss asks him to film an infomercial for his company. Dilbert requests a name for the company, which the boss provides.

Panel 2: Dilbert assumes the boss wants a name that will help disguise the company's treachery. However, the boss clarifies that he wants a name that is not so much.

Panel 3: Dilbert is now a word from the CEO of Krap2idiots, and he is sitting in a chair, looking at the camera. The boss says "Catchy" and Dilbert responds with a "shhh" sound.

Summary: The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's awkward situation as he is forced to film an infomercial for his company, despite his reservations about the company's ethics. The boss's response to Dilbert's concerns is nonsensical, adding to the comedic effect. Overall, the strip pokes fun at corporate culture and the absurdity of modern business practices.

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