Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd September 2004

Dilbert//5619, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 2nd September 2004

Tags

need name company disguise treachery catchy krap2idiots business

Official transcript

"I need a name for my company, then I can film the infomercial."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A NAME FOR MY COMPANY.

THEN I CAN FILM THE INFOMERCIAL.

I ASSUME YOU WANT A NAME THAT WILL HELP DISGUISE YOUR TREACHERY.

NOT SO MUCH.

AND NOW A WORD FROM THE CEO OF KRAP2IDIOTS.

CATCHY.

SHHH...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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