Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th September 2004

Dilbert//5628, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 11th September 2004

Tags

security guard company owned assets under clothes smuggled out pilferage

Open source transcript

WHOA! WHOA!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

YOU LOOK BLOATED TODAY, AS IF YOU HAVE COMPANY- OWNED ASSETS UNDER YOUR CLOTHES.

I NEED TO STOP RELYING ON MY INSTINCTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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