Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th September 2004

Dilbert//5628, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 11th September 2004

Tags

security guard company owned assets under clothes smuggled out pilferage

Open source transcript

WHOA! WHOA!

WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

YOU LOOK BLOATED TODAY, AS IF YOU HAVE COMPANY- OWNED ASSETS UNDER YOUR CLOTHES.

I NEED TO STOP RELYING ON MY INSTINCTS.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Company-Owned Assets"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers at their desks. The woman asks the man where he is going, and he responds that he is going to the restroom. She jokingly comments that he looks bloated, suggesting that his company-owned assets are under his clothes. The man takes this comment literally and becomes upset, saying he needs to stop relying on his instincts.

Key Elements:

• The comic strip uses humor to highlight the challenges of working in a corporate environment.
• The conversation between the two coworkers is lighthearted and playful.
• The punchline of the joke relies on wordplay, using the phrase "company-owned assets" in a literal sense.
• The man's reaction to the comment is exaggerated and comedic.

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