Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th September 2004

Dilbert//5629, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 12th September 2004

Tags

better deal coworkers hike jacket lunch miser salad paying half respected colleague steaks

Open source transcript

LIKE DOU TO LUNCH WITH ME?

AS A COWORKER OR AS A DATE?

AS A RESPECTED COLLEAGUE.

SOUNDS ETCHY I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT.

YOU'RE GETTING THE BETTER DEAL. I'LL BE LOOKING AT YOUR FACE BUT YOU GET TO LOOK AT ME.

MAYBE YOU COULD HIKE UP YOUR JACKET TO COVER YOUR FACE.

FAIR ENOUGH.

THIS 15 NOT A DATE.

I INSIST ON PAYING FIFTY PERCENT.

OKAY.

I'LL HAVE THE MISER SALAD AND WATER.

I'LL HAVE THREE HALF- PRICED NEW YORK STEAKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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