Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th September 2004

Dilbert//5629, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 12th September 2004

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better deal coworkers hike jacket lunch miser salad paying half respected colleague steaks

Open source transcript

LIKE DOU TO LUNCH WITH ME?

AS A COWORKER OR AS A DATE?

AS A RESPECTED COLLEAGUE.

SOUNDS ETCHY I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING: I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT.

YOU'RE GETTING THE BETTER DEAL. I'LL BE LOOKING AT YOUR FACE BUT YOU GET TO LOOK AT ME.

MAYBE YOU COULD HIKE UP YOUR JACKET TO COVER YOUR FACE.

FAIR ENOUGH.

THIS 15 NOT A DATE.

I INSIST ON PAYING FIFTY PERCENT.

OKAY.

I'LL HAVE THE MISER SALAD AND WATER.

I'LL HAVE THREE HALF- PRICED NEW YORK STEAKS.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Date or Coworker?"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, features Dilbert and Tina engaging in a conversation about their lunch plans. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking Tina if she would like to go to lunch with him, to which she responds that she would prefer to be considered as a coworker or a date. Dilbert then clarifies that he is not interested in a romantic relationship, but rather a casual lunch.

Tina, however, is not convinced and suggests that Dilbert may be hiding his true intentions. She points out that he is getting a better deal by taking her out to lunch, as she will be looking at his face but he won't be looking at hers. Dilbert attempts to reassure her that he is not interested in a date, but Tina remains skeptical.

The conversation continues with Dilbert offering to pay for the lunch, but Tina insists on paying fifty percent. She also requests that they have salad and water instead of steak, as it is more affordable. Despite their differences, the two eventually agree to meet up for lunch, with Tina making it clear that she is not interested in a romantic relationship.

Overall, the comic strip explores the complexities of workplace relationships and the blurred lines between personal and professional interactions. It highlights the challenges of navigating social situations and the importance of clear communication in avoiding misunderstandings.

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