Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th September 2004

Dilbert//5631, first published 22 years ago on Tuesday 14th September 2004

Tags

carol away sexist commentray mis interpret copy machine name calling accidental insulted anger scream satisfied

Official transcript

"My secretary is off, and I need to make copies of this..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SECRETARY IS OFF, AND I NEED TO MAKE COPIES OF THIS.

OH, I GET IT! YOU IMMEDIATELY ASK THE ONLY WOMAN IN THE DEPARTMENT TO DO IT. #.%**3$!!

I WAS GOING TO ASK WHERE THE COPY MACHINE IS, BUT THIS WORKS, TOO.

LAZY #!%* #23!#

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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