Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th September 2004

Dilbert//5630, first published 22 years ago on Monday 13th September 2004

Tags

daughter sneezed work from home answer boss phone phone messages aren't real bitung humor

Official transcript

"My daughter sneezed so the school is sending her home."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DAUGHTER SNEEZED SO THE SCHOOL IS SENDING HER HOME.

I'LL WORK FROM HOME FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

HOW WILL YOU ANSWER MY PHONE?

I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T TELL YOU THIS, BUT NONE OF YOUR PHONE MESSAGES ARE REAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Unseen Phone Message"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a mother who sneezes, prompting her daughter to inform her school.
• The mother then works from home, only to be asked by her boss how she will answer her phone.
• The punchline lies in the mother's response, where she reveals that she has not received any phone messages, implying that the sneeze was the only call she received.

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