Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd September 2004

Dilbert//5640, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 23rd September 2004

Tags

ethics hotline naughty thoughts work hours lost productivity reimburse comapny fortune too honest self imposing

Official transcript

Ethics hotline

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ETHICS HOTLINE THIS IS DOGBERT.

PLEASE STATE YOUR CONUNDRUM.

SOMETIMES I HAVE NAUGHTY THOUGHTS DURING WORK HOURS.

SHOULD I REIMBURSE THE COMPANY FOR LOST PRODUCTIVITY?

DANG! THIS IS COSTING ME A FORTUNE!

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