Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th September 2004

Dilbert//5641, first published 22 years ago on Friday 24th September 2004

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have plan division perfromance worst division average performance merge

Official transcript

I have a plan to avoid paying division performance bonuses.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE A PLAN TO AVOID PAYING DIVISION PERFORMANCE BONUSES.

I'LL MERGE OUR GROUP WITH THE WORST DIVISION SO OUR AVERAGE PERFORMANCE IS LOWER. HEE-HEE!

IT SHOULD BE EASY BECAUSE EVERY DIVISION MANAGER IS ALREADY BEGGING TO MERGE WITH ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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