Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th September 2004

Dilbert//5643, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 26th September 2004

Tags

blindfold carbs cublicle heinous crime put new guy won't know blind fold finance troll

Open source transcript

HECK WE'RE OUT OF SPACE, BOSS.

WEVE HAD A BIG UPSWING IN PEOPLE WHO USE CELL PHONES IN BATHROOMS.

DANG. I'VE GOT A NEW GUY COMING IN TODAY. WHERE WILL I PUT HIM?

MAYBE YOU COULD ASK YOUR BROTHER.

HMM.

WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU COULD PUT HIM IN A CUBICLE.

HIS CRIME WASN'T THAT HEINOUS.

WELL, IF YOU BLINDFOLD HIM, HE WON'T KNOW HE'S IN A CUBICLE.

SO THEN I FIND OUT THAT IT'S NOT OKAY TO EAT CARBS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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