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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th September 2004

Dilbert//5643, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 26th September 2004


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blindfold carbs cublicle heinous crime put new guy won't know blind fold finance troll


Open source transcript

HECK WE'RE OUT OF SPACE, BOSS.

WEVE HAD A BIG UPSWING IN PEOPLE WHO USE CELL PHONES IN BATHROOMS.

DANG. I'VE GOT A NEW GUY COMING IN TODAY. WHERE WILL I PUT HIM?

MAYBE YOU COULD ASK YOUR BROTHER.

HMM.

WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU COULD PUT HIM IN A CUBICLE.

HIS CRIME WASN'T THAT HEINOUS.

WELL, IF YOU BLINDFOLD HIM, HE WON'T KNOW HE'S IN A CUBICLE.

SO THEN I FIND OUT THAT IT'S NOT OKAY TO EAT CARBS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Cubicle Heinous"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a bespectacled, balding, and somewhat disheveled office worker, as the main character. The story revolves around Dilbert's encounter with a new employee, who is introduced as a "new guy" coming in today.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert is out of space and asks the boss if he can put the new employee in a cubicle.
  • The boss agrees, but warns Dilbert that the new employee's crime is not heinous.
  • Dilbert is instructed to blindfold the new employee and place him in a cubicle.
  • The new employee is unaware of his surroundings and is forced to eat carbs.
  • The comic strip ends with the new employee being led out of the office, still blindfolded.

Humor and Satire:

The comic strip uses humor and satire to poke fun at office politics and the absurdity of workplace procedures. The use of a blindfolded new employee adds to the comedic effect, highlighting the ridiculousness of the situation. Overall, the comic strip provides a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on office life.

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