Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th September 2004

Dilbert//5644, first published 22 years ago on Monday 27th September 2004

Tags

liposuction remove fat head collapse lucky

Official transcript

I'm thinking about getting liposuction to remove my fat.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING LIPOSUCTION TO REMOVE MY FAT.

YOUR HEAD WOULD COLLAPSE.

IT WOULD?

IF I'M LUCKY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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