Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th September 2004

Dilbert//5647, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 30th September 2004

Tags

had coccyx removed unnecessary body parts removed brain care tonsils

Official transcript

Where were you last week?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHERE WERE YOU LAST WEEK?

I HAD MY COCCYX REMOVED.

I'M HAVING ALL OF MY UNNECESSARY BODY PARTS REMOVED SO I CAN GET TIME OFF FROM WORK.

HOW ABOUT THE PART OF YOUR BRAIN THAT MAKES YOU CARE ABOUT OTHERS?

IT'S ON MY LIST AFTER TONSILS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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