Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st October 2004

Dilbert//5648, first published 22 years ago on Friday 1st October 2004

Tags

earned 100 million senior management unexpended stock options incentivized

Official transcript

"Tomorrow I'll tell the stockholders that we earned $100 million!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOMORROW I'LL TELL THE STOCKHOLDERS THAT WE EARNED $100 MILLION!

WILL YOU TELL THEM THAT YOU GAVE ALL OF THEIR PROFITS TO SENIOR MANAGEMENT IN THE FORM OF UN- EXPENSED STOCK OPTIONS?

WE HAD TO BE INCEN - TIVIZED.

SO YOU WOULDN'T TAKE THEIR FURNITURE, ?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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