Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd October 2004

Dilbert//5650, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 3rd October 2004

Tags

college emplyee first pay check freak out know about her paid in cash dedcutions education

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT TO WATCH WHEN THE NEW EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT HER FIRST PAYCHECK?

WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER?

SHE'S STRAIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE. ALL OF HER PRIOR JOBS PAID HER IN CASH.

EAR GUARDS ON.

MY FIRST PAYCHECK!| OOH-YA!| DEDUCTIONS???

HMMM... HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

PERFECT.

WHAT THE...

NEXT TIME, NO COFFEE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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