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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd October 2004

Dilbert//5650, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 3rd October 2004


Tags

college emplyee first pay check freak out know about her paid in cash dedcutions education


Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT TO WATCH WHEN THE NEW EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT HER FIRST PAYCHECK?

WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT HER?

SHE'S STRAIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE. ALL OF HER PRIOR JOBS PAID HER IN CASH.

EAR GUARDS ON.

MY FIRST PAYCHECK!| OOH-YA!| DEDUCTIONS???

HMMM... HOW BAD COULD IT BE?

PERFECT.

WHAT THE...

NEXT TIME, NO COFFEE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "What the...".

It features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and humorous observations about office life, navigating his first day as an employee. The story unfolds as follows:

  • Dilbert is introduced to his new coworker, who is eager to share information about her.
  • Dilbert's response is met with confusion, leading to a series of humorous exchanges.
  • The conversation takes a turn when Dilbert asks about deductions, prompting a response that leaves him perplexed.
  • The comic strip concludes with Dilbert's signature deadpan expression, accompanied by the caption "What the...".

Overall, the comic strip showcases Dilbert's signature wit and humor, poking fun at the mundane aspects of office life.

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