Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd October 2004

Dilbert//5649, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 2nd October 2004

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energy million dollar salary secreatry shareholder meeting spank stock options turned ugly beat up bandages health

Official transcript

The shareholder meeting turned ugly when I said we used all the profits to give ourselves stock options.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SHAREHOLDER MEETING TURNED UGLY WHEN I SAID WE USED ALL THE PROFITS TO GIVE OURSELVES STOCK OPTIONS.

THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I WOULDN'T WORK AS HARD IF ALL I GOT WAS MY MILLION-DOLLAR BASE SALARY.

I'D BARELY HAVE THE ENERGY TO SPANK MY SECRETARY.

TOO MUCH INFO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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