Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th October 2004

Dilbert//5657, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 10th October 2004

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Open source transcript

OUR ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE COMES IN TWO FLAVORS.

THE PREMIUM PACKAGE BOASTS A FRIENDLY USER - INTERFACE.

THE ECONOMY OPTION DOES THE SAME STUFF BUT THE INTERFACE IS DESIGNED TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.

WE'LL TAKE THE CHEAP ONE.

I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU HOLD THE MOUSE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

I'LL SEND ROMANTIC INVITATIONS TO ALL THE PEOPLE ON YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS LIST.

No!!!

HEY!

DON'T WORRY - I'LL USE THE TEXT THAT I FOUND ON A GREAT ADULT WEB SITE.

GAAA!

WHEN I SAID THAT YOU NEED TO GIVE A HUNDRED PERCENT, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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