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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th October 2004

Dilbert//5657, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 10th October 2004


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enterprise software premium package friendly user economy option cheap one never had girlfreind adult website romantic invitations 100 percent


Open source transcript

OUR ENTERPRISE SOFTWARE COMES IN TWO FLAVORS.

THE PREMIUM PACKAGE BOASTS A FRIENDLY USER - INTERFACE.

THE ECONOMY OPTION DOES THE SAME STUFF BUT THE INTERFACE IS DESIGNED TO RUIN YOUR LIFE.

WE'LL TAKE THE CHEAP ONE.

I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU HOLD THE MOUSE THAT YOU'VE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND.

I'LL SEND ROMANTIC INVITATIONS TO ALL THE PEOPLE ON YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS LIST.

No!!!

HEY!

DON'T WORRY - I'LL USE THE TEXT THAT I FOUND ON A GREAT ADULT WEB SITE.

GAAA!

WHEN I SAID THAT YOU NEED TO GIVE A HUNDRED PERCENT, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SPECIFIC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "E-Mail Address List"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2004, revolves around Dilbert's frustration with his company's email address list. He discovers that the list is being used for romantic invitations, despite his explicit instructions to exclude such content. The strip humorously highlights the challenges of managing technology and the importance of clear communication in the workplace.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's frustration with the email address list
  • The use of the list for romantic invitations despite his instructions
  • The humor in the strip's portrayal of workplace technology and communication challenges

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