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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th October 2004

Dilbert//5658, first published 22 years ago on Monday 11th October 2004


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conference room burn the ruler phone speaker phone bathroom cell phones


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THAT I'M HEARING? IS SOMEONE ON THIS CONFERENCE CALL USING THE RESTROOM?

HAD TO ME TOO I AM OOPS SORRY NOW TAP THE SPEAKERPHONE BUTTON TO "OFF" AND BURN THE RULER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Tap the Speakerphone Button to 'Off' and Burn the Ruler"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a man in a meeting, who accidentally presses the speakerphone button, causing his voice to be broadcast to the entire conference room.
  • The man is embarrassed and apologizes, but the person next to him suggests that he should "tap the speakerphone button to 'off' and burn the ruler."
  • The punchline is that the man is so mortified that he wants to destroy the object that caused his embarrassment, rather than simply turning off the speakerphone.

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