Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th October 2004

Dilbert//5662, first published 22 years ago on Friday 15th October 2004

Tags

new voice presdient right and wrong customers project hate the most charge for time

Official transcript

"Our new vice president of ethics will help you decide what's right and wrong."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW VICE PRESIDENT OF ETHICS WILL HELP YOU DECIDE WHAT'S RIGHT AND WRONG.

WHEN WE TALK TO HIM, WHAT CUSTOMER'S PROJECT SHOULD WE CHARGE FOR OUR TIME?

WHICHEVER ONE WE HATE THE MOST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Ethics vs. Customer Projects"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between the new Vice President of Ethics and the company's engineers.
• The Vice President asks the engineers to identify the customer project they hate the most, implying that they should focus on the project they dislike the most.
• The engineers are shocked by this request and express their dislike for all of the customer projects.
• The comic strip highlights the tension between ethics and customer satisfaction in a business setting.

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