Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th October 2004

Dilbert//5661, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 14th October 2004

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highly prodcutive useless guy employee abseteeism stats analysis disk storage science

Official transcript

The highly productive but useless guy

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE HIGHLY PRODUCTIVE BUT USELESS GUY HERE'S A COPY OF MY WHITE PAPER.

IT'S A STATISTICAL ANALYSIS OF THE CORRELATION BETWEEN DISK STORAGE AND EMPLOYEE ABSENTEEISM.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO STATISTICS BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE DATA.

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