Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th October 2004

Dilbert//5664, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 17th October 2004

Tags

accomplishments past 3 months cutsomers misconceptions objective home computer paraphase flew to wrong city upgraded computer

Official transcript

"What? You have no accomplishments this month???"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT? YOU HAVE NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS MONTH???

WHAT DID YOU DO FOR THE PAST THREE MONTHS?

WELL, I SPENT MUCH OF THAT TIME CORRECTING MISCONCEPTIONS THAT YOU GAVE TO OUR CUSTOMERS.

AND I ATTENDED MEETINGS WITH YOU TO KEEP YOU FROM CREATING ADDITIONAL MISCONCEPTIONS.

I SPENT A MONTH WORKING ON AN OBJECTIVE THAT YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME DIDN'T MATTER.

I FLEW TO THE WRONG CITY FOR A MEETING BECAUSE YOU CONFUSED HOUSTON WITH AUSTIN.

AND I UPGRADED YOUR HOME COMPUTER SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO PAY SOMEONE TO DO IT.

ALLOW ME TO PARAPHRASE: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, YOU DIDN'T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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