Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th October 2004

Dilbert//5665, first published 22 years ago on Monday 18th October 2004

Tags

fall asleep runny nose sneaks in pinches nostrils shut

Official transcript

Why does a runny nose stop running when you fall asleep?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DOES A RUNNY NOSE STOP RUNNING WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP?

THE NOSE FAIRY SNEAKS IN AT NIGHT AND PINCHES YOUR NOSTRILS SHUT.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T LIKE KNOWLEDGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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