Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st October 2004

Dilbert//5678, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 31st October 2004

Dilbert cartoon for Sunday 31st October 2004

Dilbert for Saturday 30th October 2004

Dilbert for Monday 1st November 2004

Tags

senior vice president impress chummy with intern slacking slacker good motivation

Open source transcript

THE NEW SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT WILL BE AT MY MEETING.

I HOPE TO IMPRESS HIM WITH MY LEADERSHIP SKILLS.

UH-OH. UNDERLING ALERT.

I CAN'T BE SEEN GETTING CHUMMY WITH AN INTERN.

PLEASE DON'T TRY TO MAKE CONVERSATION.

DON'T, DONT.

DON'T, DONT.

DONT.

DID YOU DO ANYTHING FUN THIS WEEKEND?

HERE HE COMES!

GET BACK TO WORK, YOU SLACKING SLACKER!!!

GOOD MOTIVATING! IF HE BLOWS HIS NOSE WITH HIS NECKTIE, YOU'RE MY NEW VICE PRESIDENT.

WAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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