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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st November 2004

Dilbert//5679, first published 22 years ago on Monday 1st November 2004


Tags

sexy project boost career sound good better job nano tech nology fighting terrorists


Official transcript

I need to be managing a sexier project to boost my career.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I NEED TO BE MANAGING A SEXIER PROJECT TO BOOST MY CAREER.

IT ONLY HAS TO SOUND GOOD AND NOT FAIL UNTIL I GET A BETTER JOB.

HOW ABOUT A NANOTECHNOLOGY STEM CELL FOR FIGHTING TERRORISTS?

0-0-OKAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Nano-Technology Stem Cell for Fighting Terrorists"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with horns and a goatee, sitting in an office chair. He is engaged in a conversation with a red creature, possibly a devil or demon, who is seated on a desk.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert expresses his need to manage a sexier project to boost his career.
  • The red creature advises him to get a better job.
  • Dilbert inquires about the feasibility of a nano-technology stem cell for fighting terrorists.
  • The red creature responds with a sarcastic "O-O-OKAY."

Overall:

The comic strip humorously portrays Dilbert's desire for a more exciting project to advance his career, and his willingness to consider unconventional solutions, such as using nano-technology stem cells to combat terrorism. The red creature's sarcastic response adds to the comedic tone of the strip.

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