Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th November 2004

Dilbert//5683, first published 22 years ago on Friday 5th November 2004

Tags

therapy bossy session therapist mean comments insulting advice hurtful looks date psychology

Open source transcript

I HAVE UNCONTROLLABLE URGES TO SHOW PEOPLE BETTER WAYS TO DO THINGS.

DO YOU THINK THE REAL ISSUE MIGHT BE MY INSECURITY?

WELL, I WOULDN'T DATE YOU, BUT THAT'S MOSTLY BECAUSE OF YOUR LOOKS.

NOT HELPING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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