Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th November 2004

Dilbert//5684, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 6th November 2004

Tags

unclear objectives complaint be clear call a tie selfish

Official transcript

The number one complaint from employees is 'unclear objectives.'

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT FROM EMPLOYEES IS "UNCLEAR OBJECTIVES." MY NUMBER ONE COMPLAINT IS THAT IT TAKES TOO MUCH EFFORT FOR ME TO BE CLEAR.

LET'S CALL IT A TIE.

WHY ARE THEY SO SELFISH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Number One Complaint from Employees"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a red devil sitting at a desk, addressing a group of employees.
• The devil presents the number one complaint from employees: "unclear objectives."
• However, the devil reveals that its number one complaint is that it takes too much effort for him to be clear.
• The devil then introduces a new complaint, "selfish," and asks the employees why they are so selfish.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a devil working in a corporate setting and the absurdity of the complaints presented.

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