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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 10th November 2004

Dilbert//5688, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 10th November 2004


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revenue people killed by product health risks kills people


Official transcript

"Our revenue is now double the number of people that our product has killed recently."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OUR REVENUE IS NOW DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE THAT OUR PRODUCT HAS KILLED...

RECENTLY.

OUR PRODUCT COSTS $80. ARE YOU SAYING THAT EACH ONE KILLS 40 PEOPLE?

OUR CUSTOMERS KNOW THE HEALTH RISKS, 50 TECHNICALLY THEY'RE KILLING THEMSELVES.

SO TECHNICALLY WE AREN'T SCUM?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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