Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th November 2004

Dilbert//5689, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 11th November 2004

Tags

pleasure seeking orons shard filled donuts delicious 40 thousand caloire

Official transcript

"My company is selling gigantic, shard-filled doughnuts with forty thousand calories apiece."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY IS SELLING GIGANTIC, SHARD-FILLED DOUGHNUTS WITH FORTY THOUSAND CALORIES APIECE.

IT'S BASED ON DOGBERT'S THEORY THAT PEOPLE ARE PLEASURE - SEEKING MORONS.

HOW DOES IT TASTE?

DELICIOUS!

I HAVE ONE FOR YOU STRAPPED TO MY CAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dilbert's Doughnut Dilemma"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled cartoon character, in a humorous scenario.
• Dilbert is shown selling doughnuts at his company, claiming they are "gigantic, shard-filled doughnuts with forty thousand calories apiece."
• He proudly declares that the doughnuts are based on Dogbert's theory that people are "pleasure-seeking morons."
• A coworker asks how the doughnuts taste, and Dilbert responds by strapping the coworker to his car, implying that the coworker will be forced to eat the doughnuts.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of exploiting people's desires for pleasure and the absurdity of Dogbert's theory.

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