Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 11th November 2004

Dilbert//5689, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 11th November 2004

Tags

pleasure seeking orons shard filled donuts delicious 40 thousand caloire

Official transcript

"My company is selling gigantic, shard-filled doughnuts with forty thousand calories apiece."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY IS SELLING GIGANTIC, SHARD-FILLED DOUGHNUTS WITH FORTY THOUSAND CALORIES APIECE.

IT'S BASED ON DOGBERT'S THEORY THAT PEOPLE ARE PLEASURE - SEEKING MORONS.

HOW DOES IT TASTE?

DELICIOUS!

I HAVE ONE FOR YOU STRAPPED TO MY CAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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