Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th November 2004

Dilbert//5690, first published 22 years ago on Friday 12th November 2004

Tags

hazardous donuts free will illuison perceived path greatest pleasure rationalize deciosn mindless robot

Official transcript

"You can't resist the shard-filled ultra-doughnuts even though you know the hazards."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU CAN'T RESIST THE SHARD-FILLED ULTRA- DOUGHNUTS EVEN THOUGH YOU KNOW THE HAZARDS.

MMPH FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION. PEOPLE ALWAYS CHOOSE THE PERCEIVED PATH OF GREATEST PLEASURE.

NOW RATIONALIZE YOUR DECISION, YOU MINDLESS PINK ROBOT!

I'M ONLY HAVING ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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