Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th November 2004

Dilbert//5695, first published 22 years ago on Wednesday 17th November 2004

Tags

vendor couldn't say no customized our needs assembled and insalled preloathing promises you won't keep

Open source transcript

THE VENDOR WHO COULDN'T SAY NO I NEED FIFTEEN UNITS BY TUESDAY.

YOU GOT IT.

I WANT THEM CUSTOMIZED FOR OUR NEEDS, ASSEMBLED, AND INSTALLED BY WEDNES- DAY.

YOU GOT ITI I'M LOATHING YOU IN ADVANCE FOR MAKING PROMISES YOU WON'T KEEP.

PRELOATHING: I GET THAT A LOT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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