Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th November 2004

Dilbert//5696, first published 22 years ago on Thursday 18th November 2004

Tags

optimism blah blah record growth not litening inappropriate

Official transcript

"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

I WASN'T LISTENING. I'LL TRY SOME OPTIMISM. THAT WORKS IN EVERY SITUATION.

I HOPE WELL SEE RECORD GROWTH!

IN MY PROSTATE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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