Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st November 2004

Dilbert//5699, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 21st November 2004

Tags

tech analyiss second opinion look stupid whistling accident distribute

Open source transcript

HERE'S THE TECHNICAL ANALYSIS THAT YOU ASKED FOR.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT.

I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S RIGHT OR IF IT WOULD EMBARRASS ME.

I CAN'T ASK FOR A SECOND OPINION WITHOUT LOOKING STUPID.

AND I CAN'T DISTRIBUTE IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE WRONG.

I'LL PUT IT ON THIS PILE AND HOPE SOMETHING CHANGES.

I WONDER IF IT'S CALLED WHISTLING WHEN ONLY AIR COMES OUT.

SHOULD I SHRED YOUR PILE OF INDECISION?

MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.

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