Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd November 2004

Dilbert//5700, first published 22 years ago on Monday 22nd November 2004

Tags

your age talking to youth pleasure of flesh not getting it sought victory

Official transcript

"When I was your age, Asok, I too sought the thrill of victory and the pleasure of the flesh."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, ASOK, I TOO SOUGHT THE THRILL OF VICTORY AND THE PLEASURES OF THE FLESH.

BUT AFTER TWENTY YEARS OF NOT GETTING EITHER ONE, I MADE CONVENIENCE MY NEW MISTRESS.

YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE TALKING TO YOU?

BECAUSE I AM A GOOD LISTENER?

NO, BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Art of Conversation"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a man and his mistress, who has been absent for twenty years. The man's awkward attempts to rekindle their relationship are met with the mistress's dismissive responses.

Key Points:

• The man's initial enthusiasm is met with the mistress's disinterest.
• He tries to make conversation, but she is unresponsive.
• The man's persistence is eventually met with a blunt rejection.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of rekindling a past relationship.

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