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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th November 2004

Dilbert//5705, first published 22 years ago on Saturday 27th November 2004


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complain joke human rsources psychologically damaged empty shell always been hungry


Official transcript

"Wally, did you complain to human resources about my off-color e-mail joke?"

"Yes. I was psycologically damaged by your mirth. Now I'm an empty shell of a man."

"You've ALWAYS been an empty shell of a man!!!"

"This is making me hungry."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WALLY, DID YOU COMPLAIN TO HUMAN RESOURCES ABOUT MY OFF-COLOR EMAIL JOKE?

YES. I WAS PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGED BY YOUR MIRTH. NOW I'M AN EMPTY SHELL OF A MAN.

YOUVE ALWAYS BEEN AN EMPTY SHELL OF A MAN!!!

THIS IS MAKING ME HUNGRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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