Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 28th November 2004

Dilbert//5706, first published 22 years ago on Sunday 28th November 2004

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pointy haired boss problem project upgrade denied stupid resolution extra disc space conscioussness

Official transcript

"When our pointy-haired boss asks you about your project, what should you say?"

"I would inform him about any problems."

"Big mistake. If he hears that you have a problem, he might try to help."

"How can help be bad?"

"Asok, how's your project?"

"Good, but I need to upgrade my disk drive to store all of the image data."

"Forget that. Just e-mail peices of the database to employees who have extra disc space."

"Please pull on this until I lose consciousness."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN OUR POINTY- HAIRED BOSS ASKS ABOUT YOUR PROJECT, WHAT SHOULD YOU SAY?

I WOULD INFORM HIM ABOUT ANY PROBLEMS.

BIG MISTAKE. IF HE HEARS THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, HE MIGHT TRY TO HELP.

HOW CAN HELP BE BAD?

ASOK, HOW'S YOUR PROJECT?

GOOD, BUT I NEED TO UPGRADE MY DISK DRIVE TO STORE ALL OF THE IMAGE DATA.

FORGET THAT. JUST EMAIL PIECES OF THE DATABASE TO EMPLOYEES WHO HAVE EXTRA DISK SPACE.

PLEASE PULL ON THIS UNTIL I LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Project"

Summary:

The comic strip "The Project" revolves around a conversation between Dilbert, a pointy-haired boss, and his employees. The boss asks about their project, prompting Dilbert to inquire about the problems they are trying to solve. However, the employees are unable to provide a clear answer, leading to a series of humorous exchanges.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's boss requests information about the project.
• Dilbert asks about the problems they are trying to solve.
• The employees struggle to provide a clear answer.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the lack of clarity and communication in the workplace.

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